Butt-Picking

I see it all the time, someone picking their butt. I find it quite gross. It seems to be
an epidemic. Young people.. old people...butt-picking. People picking at the store,
the pizzeria, the park. If it's a public place someone's picking. I don't understand.
Why is this so acceptable? If you pick your butt I'm here to help. 

How to eliminate butt-picking

1. Wash your butt
     Soap and water should do the trick.

2. Wear underwear that fits
     Buy some underwear that do not ride up, so you won't feel the need to dig
     them out.

3. Remember you're in public
     Public places are not for butt-picking.